It's your "beloved" Minnie here, and I bet your wondering why all of my stuff is packed and gone out of our den and I am nowhere to be found. Well it's because I don't love you. Never have. Never will. You kind of make me feel sick every time I see your face or hear your unearthly squeal that you call a laugh. You see, love is a fictional myth, Mickey, and it's hard for me to stick around with you always telling me that you fricken love me! So don't! Because you dont love me, and if you did, I wouldn't love you back. I'm sure you will find some other hussy mouse to tell that you love them and LIE, but not me, no sir! I'm smarter than that! I know that all you male mice just love to lie to us lady mice. Well, let me tell you, I have had just about enough of you and your "LOVE".
Good-bye Mickey, you waste of space.
Sincerely,
Minnie Mouse
This is terrible! ...and also extremely negative towards men!
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